Text Time 8

This Text Time is brought to you by the English language, Kwiddens, and a little bit of chemistry.

Kwiddens: Crisises. Ugh.

Me: What crisis???

Kwiddens: Somebody said crisises instead of crises.

Me: Oh ok. I thought you were saying crisis in newb*. Lol

Kwiddens: Lol no thank goodness.

Kwiddens:

Facepalm.

Kwiddens: "Give me an oxen." What???

Me: Explain...

Kwiddens: One is an ox. Many are oxen. This guy was saying he'd rather have an oxen than a burro.

Me: I know ox vs. oxen, I was just wondering who said it. Mim says you should either slap him or kick him then run away!

Kwiddens: He's a veteran...

Me: Ok, no kicking.

Kwiddens: A verbal slap?

Me: No. Thank him for defending our country, then stick a bar of soap in his mouth.

Kwiddens:
Comma splice.
Me: That is so gross.
Kwiddens: It was in an ad! In National Geographic!
Me: I would expect more from them.
Kwiddens: For real.

Kwiddens: What do you call a lumpy bumpy church?

Kwiddens: The Cystine chapel.

*Definition of "newb" to follow