Text Time 1

So this is the first installment of funny text messages/conversations that I have with my family and friends. Mostly my family. Chances are, my family is just going to keep getting funnier, so hopefully this will be something I can post often!

Mim: Will you make some hydrogen sulfide for me?

Me: Who are you trying to kill?

Mim: WHOM am I trying to kill...

Me: Shut up. So whom?

Mim: No one. Need for a friend who needs to do a comparison thing.

Me: Let some eggs rot. You'll have some in about a month. Maybe faster if you leave them out in the sun.

Mim: I'm just gonna tell him you said no.

Kwiddens: Is it bad that when I see a guy in the airport screaming "Sell! Sell! Sell!" into his cell phone I think he's faking?

Kwiddens: Isaac's mom was eating an avocado and Avogadro's number popped into my head.

Mim: So what do you suppose is a mole of avocados?!

Kwiddens: Isaac found my old ring!

Me: Where was it??

Kwiddens: In Nyah's room

Me: Isn't that your uterus? How did it get in there?

Kwiddens: Haha no the room where the guns used to be

Me: Buster just tried to eat a Schnauzer

Mim: Hors d'ouvres!