Too Bad...

Me:  Training someone is hard work. Especially because I'm a control freak and I'm having to let go.

 

Mim:  I know, I hate training, too.  My boss wants me to train the secretary to do my job.   While doing my job, which takes all of my time.

 

Me:  That's the thing. I'm having to slow way down. I'm getting things done in double the time.

And there are little, irrelevant things I do because of OCD tendencies that my coworker is not doing and it's making my skin crawl.

Mim:  I hereby grant you dispensation from all rules of decent behavior:  Slap him.

From the Pope, through me, to you.

You're welcome.

 

Me:  Too bad we're not Catholic.

 

Mim:  We should convert.  Then develop bad habits we can give up for lent.